'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'
Yep, I laughed out loud
I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke
this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail
Canada’s response to Russia’s ban on “gay propaganda” via Brilliant Ads
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
I don’t friend zone people, I relationship zone them. You wanna be my friend? Too bad, we’re dating.
The stars of “Spring Breakers 2.”
Goldilocks kinda looks like Chloe Sevigny there a little…mmmnnnnn
I’m afraid how much I want to sleep with someone else when I’m in a committed, mostly-happy relationship.
I’m not sure what to do, especially when I work (and becoming a great friend) with one of the girls I want to sleep with.
Take a look in the mirror. What kind of men are you?
Greatest thing ever!!! I want to be his best friend!!!