The stars of “Spring Breakers 2.”
Goldilocks kinda looks like Chloe Sevigny there a little…mmmnnnnn
I’m afraid how much I want to sleep with someone else when I’m in a committed, mostly-happy relationship.
I’m not sure what to do, especially when I work (and becoming a great friend) with one of the girls I want to sleep with.
Take a look in the mirror. What kind of men are you?
Greatest thing ever!!! I want to be his best friend!!!
Dear cuntsack roommate,
Thank you for finally realizing you don’t fucking belong in this house. I’m so happy you are moving out tomorrow. You are a selfish, CRAZY, spoiled, childish piece of shit for a human being and I am so thankful I never have to see your whore face again.
Never in my life have I ever hated someone…except you. You annoy me to my very core to the point that all I want to do is bludgeon you to death with a baseball bat, then proceed to drag your body behind a large vehicle through the streets, declaring my victory over you.
I hope you and your creepy, pedophile, man-boobed fiancé have a great time neglecting your pets and having mentally retarded and ugly (and also probably neglected) children together. With your genetics of Down’s syndrome, bi-polar, schizophrenia and multiple personality disorder, just in your immediate family, I’m betting your kids are gonna be gems!
God I wish I could at least punch you once without repercussions.
See you in Hell, bitch.
Your ex roommate.