Dear cuntsack roommate,
Thank you for finally realizing you don’t fucking belong in this house. I’m so happy you are moving out tomorrow. You are a selfish, CRAZY, spoiled, childish piece of shit for a human being and I am so thankful I never have to see your whore face again.
Never in my life have I ever hated someone…except you. You annoy me to my very core to the point that all I want to do is bludgeon you to death with a baseball bat, then proceed to drag your body behind a large vehicle through the streets, declaring my victory over you.
I hope you and your creepy, pedophile, man-boobed fiancé have a great time neglecting your pets and having mentally retarded and ugly (and also probably neglected) children together. With your genetics of Down’s syndrome, bi-polar, schizophrenia and multiple personality disorder, just in your immediate family, I’m betting your kids are gonna be gems!
God I wish I could at least punch you once without repercussions.
See you in Hell, bitch.
Your ex roommate.
I can hear my girlfriend’s dogs, who sleep in the basement, snoring. I need to punch something.
What did I just do. I feel sick. I just, couldn’t help it. I miss my friend so much.
I have slowly started accepting I’m going to be alone for my entire life. Wondering if there’s any point in being here if that’s the case…